zeldathemes
EAT THE RUDE
just kidding. eat anything. everything. all the things.
steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.

steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.

itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

deansass:

teamfreekickass:

deansass:

teamfreekickass:

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doctorwhoatson:

Request 1/?



Actual awkward baby Sherlock

doctorwhoatson:

Request 1/?

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Actual awkward baby Sherlock

loganlerms:

loganlerms:

i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this

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I got accepted into nhs

u-serist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

k009:

me in class

k009:

me in class

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

meganthebadwolf:

nahshaw:

the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is “you’re gonna fucking die” like you can literally feel your soul being ripped out of your chest

I’m looking at you
fishingboatproceeds

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

thatsexyhunterdean:

theyeastieboys:

eric in divergent looks like macklemore got ripped and then went punk rock

imagei’m gonna pop some capsimage

only got a gun and knives in my pocket

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OHMYGOD